Musk Let The DOGE Out

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Musk Let The DOGE Out

Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap:

Source: Santiment

And here’s a look at crypto’s total and altcoin market cap YTD:

Source: TradingView

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🤖 New Crypto Platform Claims AI-Managed Hedge Funds, But Humans Run the Show

A platform inspired by Pump.fun is creating buzz with supposed AI-managed hedge funds like the misspelled ai16z fund endorsed by a co-founder of a16z. In reality, humans are controlling the trades, continuing the trend of AI-washing in crypto projects. Concerns arise as these funds may mislead investors about who is actually managing their money. Protos.

🗣 Vitalik on ETH Sales—Holding Billions Is Risky, Apparently

Vitalik Buterin explained why the Ethereum Foundation sells instead of stakes ETH: to fund development and avoid centralization. Because holding onto billions in ETH is just too risky, apparently. He mentioned plans to distribute resources to maintain neutrality. Coinscreed.

🤖 NEAR and Delphi Labs Bet on AI

NEAR Foundation and Delphi Labs unveiled their AI Accelerator Program, supporting projects blending AI and Web3. Teams will get guidance, funding, and expert access, plus $50,000 in compute credits from Aethir. They're pushing for a user-owned AI ecosystem—but let's see if it pans out. NEAR blog.

 Stacks' Nakamoto Upgrade Is Coming, Finally

We're less than two days away from the Nakamoto Upgrade on the Stacks ecosystem. Activating at Bitcoin Block #867,867, it promises fast blocks and Bitcoin finality. Stacks blog.

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