As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel
Our updated list of the market's top trends.
Also: BTC new all-time highs, FIFA picks AVAX, and Sui DEX attacked
Oh, and BTC hit a new all-time high before tripping and falling on its face
Drama follows Coinbase like flies on a cow's ass
Bulls charge, get punched, fall down, get back up, and are ready to charge again
Crypto can hang out with the cool kids now
And the week isn't even over yet - chance of more shenanigans: 100%
It's been a good run, but every runner needs a breather once and a while
Also, there's one country in Europe you probably don't want to go to if anyone knows you have crypto. Hint: The Eiffel Tower is there.