BANDBAND

+10+10

Robinhood Only Wants 25% Of Your Rewards To Stake Through Them 😢

Convenience tax, incoming. 😢

Jonathan Morgan

XLMXLM

+9+9

Jul 09, 2025

XLM Loads The Squeeze Cannon 💥

Oh, an BTC made a new all-time high

Jonathan Morgan

BANDBAND

+4+4

Jul 02, 2025

Is That What The Color Green Looks Like? 🥸

SOL ETF with staking, some big moves in crypto, and more

Jonathan Morgan

LINKLINK

+7+7

Jun 30, 2025

Robinhood Tokenizes Stonks, ETH And SOL Staking For US 🏹

Stock tokens, perps, staking, and a fresh Layer-2 - Robinhood's crypto upgrade in one read.

Jonathan Morgan

BNTBNT

+12+12

Jun 16, 2025

Tron's Sun Turns Dead Plushie Vendor Into $210M Nasdaq Trojan 🧸

Sun jammed $210M TRX into a broke plushie shop to sneak Tron onto Nasdaq. Tether froze $12.3M the same day.

Jonathan Morgan

ENSENS

+6+6

Jun 04, 2025

Hell Frozen: JPM Accepts Bitcoin ETFs As Loan Collateral 🫢

JPMorgan just greenlit crypto ETFs - including BlackRock’s Bitcoin Trust—as collateral for loans.

Jonathan Morgan

ASTRASTR

+8+8

May 22, 2025

15 Yrs Ago: Bitcoin's $10 Pizza Now $1.12B 🍕

Also: BTC new all-time highs, FIFA picks AVAX, and Sui DEX attacked

Jonathan Morgan

ZECZEC

+8+8

May 20, 2025

Coinbase Can’t Get A Break 🤦

Drama follows Coinbase like flies on a cow's ass

Jonathan Morgan

BONKBONK

+17+17

May 09, 2025

A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆

It's not ETH, BTC, SOL, or another major L1 or L2 pushing crypto higher...

Jonathan Morgan

XLMXLM

+7+7

Apr 17, 2025

One Year Post-BTC Halving: Laziest Rally Ever 🦥

This halving cycle is like opening and Easter egg with nothing in it

Jonathan Morgan

SOLSOL

+9+9

Apr 15, 2025

Tax Dodging 101: How to Lose $13 Million in NFT Profits Really Fast 🧠

NFT profit peporting not actually pptional, says IRS 🤦‍♂️

Jonathan Morgan

BNTBNT

+7+7

Apr 10, 2025

Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡

In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost

Jonathan Morgan