Technical Analysis

4th of July Crypto: 70% Win Rate 🤯

Fourth-of-July win rate, XRP stunt brewing, ETH’s profit meter twitching

First Half Of 2025 Corpse Count: It's An Altpocalypse Out There 🧟

Two Altcoins Set To Pop From Polymarket-X Deal 🤯

Polymarket teams up with X and xAI, promising major gains for two altcoins

Historic $290B RWA Deal Lands on Avalanche 🏔️

Avalanche just locked in the biggest real estate tokenization ever—$290B of property going on-chain. Here’s why it matters.

Opportunity Knocks: These Alts Haven’t Made Their Move Yet 🤜

As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel

15 Yrs Ago: Bitcoin's $10 Pizza Now $1.12B 🍕

Also: BTC new all-time highs, FIFA picks AVAX, and Sui DEX attacked

Coinbase Can’t Get A Break 🤦

Drama follows Coinbase like flies on a cow's ass

Crypto Bulls Hit Resistance, Recovery Underway 🐂

Bulls charge, get punched, fall down, get back up, and are ready to charge again

Crypto’s May 2025 Boom: Sorry, Haters, It’s Lit 😎

Crypto can hang out with the cool kids now

Coinbase Is Having A 'Hold My Beer' Kind Of Week 🍺

And the week isn't even over yet - chance of more shenanigans: 100%

Crypto Hits Pause - Next Move Loading ⏸️

It's been a good run, but every runner needs a breather once and a while

Newest Crypto Trend Of 2025: Kidnappings 🤦

Also, there's one country in Europe you probably don't want to go to if anyone knows you have crypto. Hint: The Eiffel Tower is there.